Sometimes I wish I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.
Mostly because of all the free cocktails. Also because of the tips.
Wouldn't it be nice if us office-jobbers got the odd tip now and then?
It might go something like this:
Colleague walks over and says,
"Beaches, great job today with that TPS report. You really fucking nailed it."
Then she slips me a fiver, winks and walks out of the room.