Tuesday, January 10, 2006

I Was Working As A Waitress In A Cocktail Bar

Sometimes I wish I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.

Mostly because of all the free cocktails. Also because of the tips.

Wouldn't it be nice if us office-jobbers got the odd tip now and then?

It might go something like this:

Colleague walks over and says,

"Beaches, great job today with that TPS report. You really fucking nailed it."

Then she slips me a fiver, winks and walks out of the room.

1 comment:

hip_ragdoll said...

Does free swag count? I think I can hook you up with some of that and you can count it as a tip.

You don't even need to show me that TPS report.