I've been meaning to add this new feature to Beaches Speeches for some time now. An ongoing documentary, if you will, of things I can't believe I've said, in a voice I swore I'd never use.
Please enjoy segment 1, entitled simply, 'Pooping.'
Me to Bella (every morning about a half an hour after she finishes eating her breakfast):
"Oh! Are you finished your pooping? Did you finish ALL your pooping?! What a goooood girl to do your pooping! Now we can go and change your bum. YAY!!"