Thursday, December 15, 2005

Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Sn… Ah Fuck Off.

It's not every year that we are blessed with a blanket of snow so early in December.

Hey! Maybe if we are really lucky, by the time Christmas rolls around, the whole city will be blanketed in a frothy white layer of crisp white magic. We can all get bundled up and run to the park to make snow angels and build forts.

We can brew up some sweet, milky hot chocolate and nuzzle it against our chests as we lounge by the fire and watch the flakes drift past the frosty picture window.

It'll be another Christmas miracle!

(I just threw up a little bit in my mouth and swallowed it again. How soon before I can permanently retire to Florida?)

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